{"id":129,"date":"2017-01-12T12:51:44","date_gmt":"2017-01-12T12:51:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tempus.mallinidesign.com\/?post_type=portfolio-item&amp;p=129"},"modified":"2017-01-12T12:51:44","modified_gmt":"2017-01-12T12:51:44","slug":"few-fires","status":"publish","type":"portfolio-item","link":"https:\/\/photo.nvm.lt\/index.php\/portfolio-item\/few-fires\/","title":{"rendered":"Few fires"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun! OK, this has gotta stop. I&#8217;m going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can. Is that a cooking show? Yes! In your face, Gandhi! Ow, my spirit!<\/p>\n<p>Spare me your space age technobabble, Attila the Hun! Wow! A superpowers drug you can just rub onto your skin? You&#8217;d think it would be something you&#8217;d have to freebase. Hey, tell me something. You&#8217;ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you&#8217;re doing your laundry?<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;re going to do his laundry? Hey! I&#8217;m a porno-dealing monster, what do I care what you think? With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun! I am Singing Wind, Chief of the Martians. Anyone who laughs is a communist!<\/p>\n<p>Dear God, they&#8217;ll be killed on our doorstep! And there&#8217;s no trash pickup until January 3rd. You wouldn&#8217;t. Ask anyway! This is the worst part. The calm before the battle. Who said that? SURE you can die! You want to die?!<\/p>\n<p>Actually, that&#8217;s still true. Bender, hurry! This fuel&#8217;s expensive! Also, we&#8217;re dying! I never loved you. You mean while I&#8217;m sleeping in it? Oh right. I forgot about the battle.<\/p>\n<p>Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun? There&#8217;s no part of that sentence I didn&#8217;t like! And why did &#8216;I&#8217; have to take a cab? OK, if everyone&#8217;s finished being stupid. Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes! We have bigger problems.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun! OK, this has gotta stop. I&#8217;m going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can. Is that a cooking show? Yes! In your face, Gandhi! Ow, my spirit! Spare me your space age technobabble, Attila the Hun! Wow! A [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":0,"template":"","filters":[14],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/photo.nvm.lt\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/portfolio-item\/129"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/photo.nvm.lt\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/portfolio-item"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/photo.nvm.lt\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/portfolio-item"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/photo.nvm.lt\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/portfolio-item\/129\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/photo.nvm.lt\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=129"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"filters","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/photo.nvm.lt\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/filters?post=129"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}