{"id":247,"date":"2017-01-12T13:22:32","date_gmt":"2017-01-12T13:22:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tempus.mallinidesign.com\/?post_type=portfolio-item&amp;p=247"},"modified":"2017-01-12T13:22:32","modified_gmt":"2017-01-12T13:22:32","slug":"stop-it","status":"publish","type":"portfolio-item","link":"https:\/\/photo.nvm.lt\/index.php\/portfolio-item\/stop-it\/","title":{"rendered":"Stop it"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Meh. No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don&#8217;t own! I&#8217;ll get my kit! Perhaps, but perhaps your civilization is merely the sewer of an even greater society above you! Why would a robot need to drink?<\/p>\n<p>Why yes! Thanks for noticing. Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! My fellow Earthicans, as I have explained in my book &#8216;Earth in the Balance&#8221;, and the much more popular &#8221;Harry Potter and the Balance of Earth&#8217;, we need to defend our planet against pollution. Also dark wizards.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Meh. No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don&#8217;t own! I&#8217;ll get my kit! Perhaps, but perhaps your civilization is merely the sewer of an even greater society above you! Why would a robot need to drink? Why yes! Thanks for noticing. Yep, I remember. They came in last at [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":244,"template":"","filters":[14],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/photo.nvm.lt\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/portfolio-item\/247"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/photo.nvm.lt\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/portfolio-item"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/photo.nvm.lt\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/portfolio-item"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/photo.nvm.lt\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/portfolio-item\/247\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/photo.nvm.lt\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/244"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/photo.nvm.lt\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=247"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"filters","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/photo.nvm.lt\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/filters?post=247"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}